SPECIAL BONUS BLOCKBUSTER:
DEAR MAHATMA GHANID
Dear Mahatma Ghanid:
You have to help me. I’m in real heat which is very bad. It’s really desperate and you must advise me before I commit something really immoral.
I’m sort of a caretaker for my brother’s home and family. He’s a seaman and has to be away for eight months of the year. I stand in for him as the man of the family to take care of his beautiful wife and young son who is three years old.
Our roots is down south in Mindanao which is two hours by passenger jet. We both found our jobs here in Manila where I work as a bookkeeper at a freight forwarder company. Earning big as a seaman afforded him a small three bedroom home in the suburb south of the Metro. He asked me to live with him so I can look out for his wife and kid and do all the man chores around the house while he is away. Since he supported me through college and because of the free board and lodging I readily agreed.
His wife is really attractive and drives her car to work. She drops me off and picks me up in the afternoon so we could come home together. A nanny cum cook and laundrywoman takes care of the young boy until we get back in the early evening and then she’s off to go home to report back the next morning.
My brother should thank his lucky stars I’m always around to shoo off the wolves who tail his wife every now and then because she is so foxy. My sister-in-law laments that I’m more jealous than her own husband.
Problem started when I began to notice her creamy white thighs every time she’d wear a mini skirt to work and I had to sit by her side in the car. She also loves to wear shorts around the house especially during weekends and I’m getting beset with a perennial hard on.
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CLARK BALANGUE ALABASTRO
I thought it was only me who’s getting tempted but the long periods of separation from the husband, my brother has sort of made her flirty inside the house. She is four years older and my tight vigilance against romantic interlopers on behalf of my older brother has made her turn to me as somebody handy and convenient.
I’ve dated a few girls but have not had the chance to find a steady lover. All the women I’ve met so far don’t have the same titillating white thighs as my sister-in-law. I think she knows I’m hooked by them so she purposely wears shorts in the evenings while we are watching TV. There was a time I hugged her close in the sofa because we were watching a horror flick. I nearly blew it there and then from her smell and the softness of her body. I ran to my bedroom in the grip of restrained passion dying to burst out. When I stepped back out she stared at me with a meaningful look and said the baby was safely asleep. I ran back to the room and locked myself in and covered my head with the pillow.
What should I do, Mahatma Ghanid?
Joe The Volcano
Dear Joe:
You are in really deep sheet. Wow, what can I advise you?
Off the cuff, you can’t fact the wife of your brother, that’s a given no, no.
But you can’t abandon that household and leave the woman and the kid to fend for themselves what with all the hyenas baying at the distance waiting for the first opportunity.
Maybe you should confess to your brother that she’s giving you a hell of a hard on which you are trying to quell by thinking of all your love as brothers. Maybe he can send for somebody else to stay with them from the family circle in Mindanao preferably a female relative. Or maybe her own close kin from her side of the family can take over before something explosive happens between you two.
Maybe, you can take a chance and ask your brother for permission, just for a night or two. No, forget I even said that. Erase, erase.
Be careful what you disclose to your brother. Don’t get them fighting because you hinted that she’s seducing you. Make sure she comes out clean in this imbroglio.
Pray to the Almighty God The Father In Heaven, the Abba Krishna, to help you and guide you. Maybe you can ask to Him to suddenly make you impotent or gay. Or maybe not.
Why don’t you write to Dear Abby, maybe she can give you a sane answer?
MAHATMA GHANID
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O’ Most Holy Almighty God The Father In Heaven
The Abba Krishna
I Love You
As Constant Practice To Love My Fellow Men
To Be Brother’s Keeper In A One World Vein
Please Bless Religion To Be Happy And Fun
Hare Krishna, Hare Rama, Abba Krishna, Amen
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Abba Krishna Guide To Retiring In Paranaque City And An Ode To Threesh Gregory For The Joys And Charms Of Her Winsome Beauty
AN ODE TO THREESH GREGORY by Jose Roxas Leveriza
Whispers and whiffs in wispy frolicking wind chimes
Bells dotingly carouse your charms in tingling jingles
Mesmerize to energize souls that stoop with jaundices
Fresh again no gain in vain to sport with your caprices
Cheery smiles and cherry pies all dewdrops in your face
Win and wince, round the bend play games at your call
Love surrounds the happiness spray showers free for all
You are the one from Kingdom Come with heart of gold
http://www.facebook.com/3sh.gregory
THREESH GREGORY
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Paranaque City is living around the Manila airport. On the western side there preside the Baclaran Cathedral, the Catholic Mecca and the epic sunset of Manila bay. On the eastern fringe there’s South Luzon Expressway with eight lanes filled to the brim with traffic swarming day and night. On its back riding above a monumental colonnade that looms pompously like a stunted replica of the awesome Louisiana viaduct over bayou marshes is the Skyway. The SLEX, as is the acronym known to all dumps the heavy movement of contraptions on wheels into the groaning arteries of the financial center and business hub of the Metro, Makati City.
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Paranaque is the start of Manila’s suburbia spawning endlessly into the hinterlands of Laguna province. Thousands of begotten subdivisions and townships spill conveyances and feed automotive caravans into the guts of the SLEX to make the going a sputtering Mardi gras of speedy snatches and bogged down patches. Like sex you zoom to high intensity during the foreplay only to wilt in the tighter confines of cramped openings especially if you bogey the wrong hole. Don’t despair; they are hustling up to extend the second deck of the elevated Skyway to ease the crunch on the ground level. But who’s to stop the enclaves from multiplying like amoeba to quickly wipe out the gains with more trying circumstances brought by burgeoning denizens? Enter a more efficient train system but that’s departing from our tale.
The eastern side is the commercial maze of Jeepneys, wet markets, dry goods stalls, hawkers, and vendors. It is a bazaar heaven like one bustling flea market except the diesel fumes from the close formation of inching, lazy passenger utility jeeps make your nostrils unfit for inhaling sooty air. Never mind, forget the need to breathe because the excitement and the pleasant finds egg you on to explore and discover every nook and cranny. There’s the famous native whole roast pig called Lechon if you feel famished which after the Baclaran Church novena gives the place a secondary measure of renown.
Horny senior geezers palm their wallet pockets constantly and the bountiful alluring native women during the grinding squeezes into the alleys and get off very happily with nary a story of woe. C’mon, cool down Grandpa, rein in the tongue and try a coco juice cocktail for ten cents from the roadside cart. Take it easy on the ice cubes and the boobs of the nice young lady vendor.
Save it for the bawdy nightlife when the throbbing bars and discos lining the bayside strip stir to life with echoes and deep humping beat of the Tom Jones hit “Proud Mary”. Bring the dancing shoes, the undercover Viagra, and remember the cardinal rules of senior citizen lovemaking with a weakened cardio system. Rely on Yellow Pages and Google Search and let the fingers do the walking. Lie prone, keep still, and let her do all the acrobatics. Don‘t crane and strain your neck to spot and place the kisses lest you get blasted by pyrotechnics from gaseous half digested barbecue chicken marinated to volatility by stale beer and jiggled to explosive edge inside bellies swaying on the dance floor.
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KRISTA RANILLO
Patience and expectation are the overriding themes of retirement. Why be scared of life on the wane if even Popes and Emperors couldn’t escape it? Inevitable oneness with all lives and things of Creation is achieved with the passing. That has been the lesson waiting to be learned while living. We belong to each other and to all things. We are parts that comprise One Whole that goes on to Infinity The expectation of this unity steers us to love at the ebbing of existence to begin the life worth waiting for. A life where being a brother’s keeper to our fellow men is a testament and a preview of Eternity that is the Final Destiny of all life who ever lived, who live, and will ever live.
Patience in retirement is the forbearance to see that all things are connected. The calmness of spirit and the wisdom emanates from such understanding of the lay of reality and the universe. That reality belongs to one dimension but even several dimensions of time and space all relate to the Progenitor. Expectation to finally come to the embrace and welcome of the Originator, Source, and Receptor makes the departure from this life such an event filled with high hopes. In lieu of fear and doubt, love comes to fill our hearts with a gladness to have fulfilled the course of our life spans. Misery and happiness become circumstances that see a coalition as many different segments of One History.
O’ Most Holy Almighty God The Father In Heaven
The Abba Krishna
I Love You
To Be Good Practice To Love My Fellow Men
And Be Brother’s Keeper In A One World Vein
Hare Krishna, Hare Rama, Abba Krishna
Through The Same Jesus Christ Our Lord Amen
Whispers and whiffs in wispy frolicking wind chimes
Bells dotingly carouse your charms in tingling jingles
Mesmerize to energize souls that stoop with jaundices
Fresh again no gain in vain to sport with your caprices
Cheery smiles and cherry pies all dewdrops in your face
Win and wince, round the bend play games at your call
Love surrounds the happiness spray showers free for all
You are the one from Kingdom Come with heart of gold
http://www.facebook.com/3sh.gregory
THREESH GREGORY
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Paranaque City is living around the Manila airport. On the western side there preside the Baclaran Cathedral, the Catholic Mecca and the epic sunset of Manila bay. On the eastern fringe there’s South Luzon Expressway with eight lanes filled to the brim with traffic swarming day and night. On its back riding above a monumental colonnade that looms pompously like a stunted replica of the awesome Louisiana viaduct over bayou marshes is the Skyway. The SLEX, as is the acronym known to all dumps the heavy movement of contraptions on wheels into the groaning arteries of the financial center and business hub of the Metro, Makati City.
Below is the image at: photozou.jp/photo/show/233734/21799887
Below is the image at: www.flickr.com/photos/12094255@N02/2885202426/
Below is the image at: luap777.wordpress.com/.../paranaque-city/
Below is the image at: www.panoramio.com/photo/17942196
Paranaque is the start of Manila’s suburbia spawning endlessly into the hinterlands of Laguna province. Thousands of begotten subdivisions and townships spill conveyances and feed automotive caravans into the guts of the SLEX to make the going a sputtering Mardi gras of speedy snatches and bogged down patches. Like sex you zoom to high intensity during the foreplay only to wilt in the tighter confines of cramped openings especially if you bogey the wrong hole. Don’t despair; they are hustling up to extend the second deck of the elevated Skyway to ease the crunch on the ground level. But who’s to stop the enclaves from multiplying like amoeba to quickly wipe out the gains with more trying circumstances brought by burgeoning denizens? Enter a more efficient train system but that’s departing from our tale.
The eastern side is the commercial maze of Jeepneys, wet markets, dry goods stalls, hawkers, and vendors. It is a bazaar heaven like one bustling flea market except the diesel fumes from the close formation of inching, lazy passenger utility jeeps make your nostrils unfit for inhaling sooty air. Never mind, forget the need to breathe because the excitement and the pleasant finds egg you on to explore and discover every nook and cranny. There’s the famous native whole roast pig called Lechon if you feel famished which after the Baclaran Church novena gives the place a secondary measure of renown.
Horny senior geezers palm their wallet pockets constantly and the bountiful alluring native women during the grinding squeezes into the alleys and get off very happily with nary a story of woe. C’mon, cool down Grandpa, rein in the tongue and try a coco juice cocktail for ten cents from the roadside cart. Take it easy on the ice cubes and the boobs of the nice young lady vendor.
Save it for the bawdy nightlife when the throbbing bars and discos lining the bayside strip stir to life with echoes and deep humping beat of the Tom Jones hit “Proud Mary”. Bring the dancing shoes, the undercover Viagra, and remember the cardinal rules of senior citizen lovemaking with a weakened cardio system. Rely on Yellow Pages and Google Search and let the fingers do the walking. Lie prone, keep still, and let her do all the acrobatics. Don‘t crane and strain your neck to spot and place the kisses lest you get blasted by pyrotechnics from gaseous half digested barbecue chicken marinated to volatility by stale beer and jiggled to explosive edge inside bellies swaying on the dance floor.
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FRISSA DAMAYA
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FAYE CZARENEH BORDEOS
WITH
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TIN BRIZ
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HANNA KATRINA TORIBIO
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KRISTA RANILLO
Patience and expectation are the overriding themes of retirement. Why be scared of life on the wane if even Popes and Emperors couldn’t escape it? Inevitable oneness with all lives and things of Creation is achieved with the passing. That has been the lesson waiting to be learned while living. We belong to each other and to all things. We are parts that comprise One Whole that goes on to Infinity The expectation of this unity steers us to love at the ebbing of existence to begin the life worth waiting for. A life where being a brother’s keeper to our fellow men is a testament and a preview of Eternity that is the Final Destiny of all life who ever lived, who live, and will ever live.
Patience in retirement is the forbearance to see that all things are connected. The calmness of spirit and the wisdom emanates from such understanding of the lay of reality and the universe. That reality belongs to one dimension but even several dimensions of time and space all relate to the Progenitor. Expectation to finally come to the embrace and welcome of the Originator, Source, and Receptor makes the departure from this life such an event filled with high hopes. In lieu of fear and doubt, love comes to fill our hearts with a gladness to have fulfilled the course of our life spans. Misery and happiness become circumstances that see a coalition as many different segments of One History.
O’ Most Holy Almighty God The Father In Heaven
The Abba Krishna
I Love You
To Be Good Practice To Love My Fellow Men
And Be Brother’s Keeper In A One World Vein
Hare Krishna, Hare Rama, Abba Krishna
Through The Same Jesus Christ Our Lord Amen
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