UPDATED 31MAY08
Ashtray Beside The Bed
Success testimonial for Triple Complex NicoTonic.
Sent by Lorraine Root of Benton, OK
Before your support to stop smoking came like redemtion in my life, it was deep and dark for me in the pit of smoke addiction. I was chain smoking right up to bedtime at night. It was common to puff three sticks before I dozed off. The last thing I saw before I fell asleep was the ashtray beside the bed.
I could have killed myself right there. The lighted cigarette fell by the wayside and missed the ashtray as I snatched 40 winks. The ember lighted the edge of the blanket and pretty soon flames engulfed the bed. Good my dog Zhang, a Pekingese tugged at my nightie to wake me in time. I zapped the flames with the fire extinguisher. Boy, was I really shaken.
I needed help real bad so I turned to the Anti-Smoking Brotherhood Benton Lodge and they gave me Triple Complex NicoTonic. Wow, a real effective formula to stop smoking came my way. I clutched at it and never let go.
Look at me now. I am totally smoke free, cancer free, smoke odor free, addiction free, blemish free, and care free. Thanks to Native Remedies for saving my life from my smoking habit.
Child Prodigy Gone Prodigal
Success story about Triple Complex NicoTonic
Submitted by Blanche Merriam of Salisbury, NH
My son Wayne was such a gifted child. At two years he could count up to ten and recite the alphabet. Next thing we knew he was such a scene stealer in school getting honors and awards left and right when he entered grade school. I really felt proud of him.
The whole story turned sour when he turned grade 8. He run around with an unsavory group of teens he met in the school bus. The peer pressure was so strong and he picked up the smoking habit. He would come home reeking with cigarette smoke. Before we knew it he was hooked into smoking.
I badgered Ed Kleespies the grade school counsellor to come out with a solution to Wayne's smoking addiction. He gave me Triple Complex NicoTonic. Wayne and I drew on our inner resolve together which covered 7 days and bonded again. Know what? It worked to stop Wayne's smoking habit in 7 days. Thanks Native Remedies. Which part of heaven did you come down from to be an angel of deliverance for the smoker's lot?
Triple Complex NicoTonic ™ Support for the nervous system while quitting smoking
Coughing Basketball Star
Product Success Testimonial for Crave-Rx Drops
Submitted by Earl Pfizer of Sherwoods, NB
I am the quintessential point guard. Want another word for quintessential? Well call me the do everything point guard. I can do a mean crossover dribble better than Grant Hill. I can dribble behind the back and bounce the ball between my legs on a fastbreak run. I can throw a looping three point shot to draw wide a shifting defense formation.
They open up and my wingmen cut in and have a field day. I throw the meanest pin point assist pass in the business. I was fated to turn pro and earn the big bucks until I fell into a deep dark hole I couldn't get out of. I became a victim of smoking addiction in the peak of my college ball career.
I tried to stop but the withdrawal pangs drove me crazy. I was prone to coughing fits which made my ball handling ludicrous. Want another word for ludicrous? I was a laughable sight coughing while dribbling away. The opposing team avoided me like I had the plague. I had a free run to the basket but couldn't fly because I was weakened by coughing. I eventually lost my place in the starting five .
My future went downhill. I prayed for salvation. It came on the Ophrah Show. This anti-smoking crusader came on and railed against the Pharma and Tobacco Conspiracy to promote a return of smoking. He brandished this all natural solution called Crave-Rx Drops and touted it as the cure all and save all for smoking which didn't cost a pretty penny. Want another word for brandished and touted? Awww forget it.
Anyway Crave-Rx Drops saved the day for me. With the team play of organic supplements in its system I rode on a sure fire strategy to dunk against nicotine addiction and outscore it. Thanks Native Remedies. Way to go my man!
Internal Affairs Pulls Badge Of Spitting Cop
A Salvation Success Story about Crave-Rx Drops
Submitted by Constable Terence Stahl of Dakota, WY
The Internal Affairs report :
3PM I-365 interstate between Ridgewood North Exit and Wyndham North Exit. Trooper Terence Stahl in Highway Patrol cruiser no. 65 pulled over car driven by State Legislator Gordon McCall allegedly for exceeding the speed limit. After the state representative rolled down his window and identified himself as a state legislator with congressional immunity from arrest and traffic citations, erring state trooper leaned over and promptly spat on his face. Trooper Stahl contends it was an unfortunate incident caused by his smoker's cough. Mr. McCall disputes this and refuses to accept an apology. He says it was a blatant act of disrespect for congressional prerogative.
Recommended Action. Trooper Stahl is to be confined to headquarters under preventive suspension pending further investigation by Dr. Einstein Chan of the State Psychiatry Clinic.
The Constable's formal statement :
Smoker's cough has persisted since I tried to give up smoking a year ago. It is a withdrawal symptom which is prolonged when the smoker falls weak and lapses back to the smoking habit. I have no quarrel with congressional privilege. I am charged to enforce the law and not make them. This I try to do to the best of my ability. In fact to finally get rid of my smoking habit, I bought this all natural formula from the internet. Very cheap, it hardly made a dent on my Trooper's pay. It worked in 7 days. Here's proof. Test me for cough right now. I'm the living proof that the Crave-Rx Drops really works. Thanks to you Native Remedies. Thanks a million Google and Yahoo and all you blessed internet people.
Crave-Rx Drops™ Support mood and well-being while quitting smoking
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
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