Kat Pineda is the most affecting humorist I've met in a long time. But Kat, help me out here. I don't get the punchline yet. When you say your dog food sucks, does it betray your dalliances or indiscretions with the food or the dog? Or maybe like the Chinese of the South, could you have roasted your mutt and found the flavors rendered by its diet of a lifetime somewhat unappetizing? The use of explicit language like suck in juxtaposition with words like dog and food, is it a fiendish attempt to send a subliminal message bordering on erotica from the forbidden? Since I've digressed this far, why don't I as well inhibit you from partaking of low quality animal feed lest you belatedly realize that the animal itself roils your appetite because it begins to seem more succulent.
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