Tuesday, May 20, 2008

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Jose Roxas Leveriza Writes on IT Impacts on Worldly Trends
Internet Chatting Leads to Intra Racial Mating

MAHATMA GOLDBERG AND A CANARD ABOUT PEKING DUCK L’ ORANGIE

NO LOVE LOST BETWEEN JEWS AND INDIANS

The Jews and the Indians are not overly fond of each other in matters of business. They both think the other has a congenital problem about talking accurately. Well that will soon be broken by the advent of internet chatting. The speaker phones, the webcam, and low cost downloadable software and programs in the internet are bridging the gap of social and racial prejudices. Jews and Indians find each other and discover that old taboos are invalid.

It will not be far fetched to have a mixed family gathering to celebrate a bar mitzvah as a prelude to a Hindu ceremony of pre-arranging the betrothal of nubile scions along caste lines. This of course transpires when genetic cross breeding occurs due to a meeting in the internet. The end results are transformed lovers who grow to be attracted to each other and drawn to marriage with the help of vivid image exchanges and quick telephone gadgetry.

THE CATTLE HERD AND PORKY GET A REPRIEVE

The great result in food stores with a Jewish and Indian mix is that you will have a family unit that will eschew the eating of pork and beef. The Jews don’t eat pork and the Indians pay homage to the beef instead of devouring it. This will be a boon to the world’s food supply of the commodities although of course lamb and goats will find themselves in higher mortal danger of being turned to feedstock. .

What with the French and the Chinese getting into a genetic and culinary entanglement. The wide variety of cuisines on both sides could get merged with the laying down of dividing lines in an interracial match up. It is a savory dream to conjure up dishes of caviar soaked in browned and roasted chili sauce. Dim sum and dumplings side by side with truffles and cheeses highlight the sipping of the smoothest champagne. How about Peking duck carved a la duck l’ Orange?




CAN THE FIRST WORLD SENIORS DELIVER THE FERTILIZER TO THE SPRING CHICKENS OF THE THIRD WORLD WITH THE HELP OF THE INTERNET?

I was sitting next to a young 25 year old lass in an internet café who was cooing and pillow talking over skype enabled with a webcam to what looked like a pensioner baby boomer across the ocean. The internet café boomed with such love talking Juliets row by row in the shaded corners of the café whispering sweet nothings to their aging Romeos. Pretty soon the senior paramours show up with the dollars and get hitched to the young maidens. Of course love is in the air but it couldn’t have been possible without the online connectivity.

Fast forward a decade and you can have a population of Eurasians or Amerasians in significant numbers displaying dual citizenship. These would be the offshoot of online meeting and mating. We can even call it internet mutating. The mixed gene pool can be termed the internet mutants of the 21st century of the information highway. Question is can these aging seniors still deliver the goods over the rigors of male menopause? Is that called andropause? Let’s all hope they are not shooting blanks. Or maybe they don’t need the aggravation. Pity the young babies who will grow to be ten years old to find their fathers in their 70’s, stooped, invalid or dead.






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