A BABY BOOMER PROGNOSIS OF EROS IN THE NEWLY RECOGNIZED PHASE CALLED ACTIVE RETIREMENT YEARS

A BABY BOOMER PROGNOSIS OF EROS IN THE NEWLY RECOGNIZED PHASE CALLED ACTIVE RETIREMENT YEARS

By Jose Roxas Leveriza

DOWN THE AVENUES OF MIDDLE LIFE SEX WANING

Moral issues were stirred by the tempest of an article. It said masturbation was actually good for baby boomer men because it made the prostrate throb efficient. Are you a deviant if you abuse your own pecker? That was the first question to address in soul searching. It mattered less that middle age men could be salved from the rigors of prostrate cancer.

How do you masturbate and not think of lewd thoughts? Or beautiful sexy girls to get your thing erected. You don’t. No such thing as platonic meat beating. You simply can’t masturbate over the thoughts of hefty Thanksgiving turkey with all the trimmings. That will be the quickest way to deteriorate from a normal pervert to downright repulsive.

Well, moralizing is tiptoeing on shaky grounds. If the prostrate could be serviced by such letting out of sperm discharges, then let it be so without lustful or immoral imaginings. Fair enough, let all agree. Do it without picturing in your mind various delectable body parts belonging to either gender of the human form. Add to that any other form of the animal kingdom.

THE GREAT RACE BETWEEN TESTOSTERONE FLOOD AND ECSTASY

The American Medical Association in a past study tied reduced risks of prostrate cancer to frequent sexual activity. The focal point was that discharging the semen through frequent ejaculation cleared the tubes of the prostrate of toxins. Such outlets controlled testosterone from building up in the prostrate.


A Harvard Study supported the line. They were more specific with the numbers. They said 20 orgasms a month cleaned the tubes so thoroughly that the risk of prostrate cancer went down by 33 percent. The study said that the orgasm can take the form of sexual intercourse, masturbation, or involuntary orgasm during sleep.

It can be pointed out however that secreting sperm through ecstasy could lead to habitual vice. The body responds by producing more and more testosterone. With more testosterone the prostrate could either be swamped and buckle down to form cancer. Or it could get so tried that the immune system becomes weak and open to cancer attack.

The race between throwing out the sperm and producing it in the body could get frantic. You will have a person ducking to the phone booth each time he feels the testosterone beginning to regroup in his prostrate. He digs with panic inside his pants to blow them away. It could get embarrassing if there is a long line waiting to use the phone. “Hey buddy, get your hands on the handset for crying out loud!”

Pity the poor wife who has to contend with a husband determined to expel his galloping hormones for fear that an accumulation in his prostrate could lead to cancer. “Honey, I’m home “, he says, then jumps the wife and mounts her right there in the living room. The wife has to live with his craziness as medical reasons seem to validate such.

COME LETTING AS A COVER ALIBI FOR WALLOWING IN WANTONESS

Medline conducted a tally of medical studies dealing with the impact of testosterone levels on the incidence of prostrate cancer in middle age males. 21 of the medical research papers took the position that testosterone does not heighten the risk. Five of the medical studies proposed that the over abundance and the under utilization of sperm in the prostrate helped propel the growth of cancer cells.

A drug was recently put in the market that killed the sperm in the prostrate. Of course such elimination caused the patient to age much faster. The lack of testosterone caused his muscle mass to decline or soften. His belly fat grew. The features that made him more macho and attractive to the opposite sex all got washed away or lessened. The tight and hairy chest gave way to drooping female like boobs.

More and more Doctors are beginning to lean away from killing the sperm to avoid cancer in the prostrate. The best way to deal with middle age and prevent cancer from propagating in the testes is to harness all the key factors into an energetic lifestyle. The top feature is an active sex life. Allow the body to produce the abundant testosterone and use an energetic regimen to use it and secrete it.

Exercise and staying young as an attitude in mid life helps. Going to the gym regularly to work with weights could help maintain the virile form that gives youthful looks. Running and cycling are also form helping activity that could help an aging male remain erect and athletic. The gray hair could in fact be more attractive and dramatic if the physical shape is kept V shaped.

It's best to rev up the sexual activity with the wife. However if she is not available, capable, or willing, then the course of action could be real touchy. The most innocent is masturbation. The next is getting a surrogate sexual partner with the consent of the wife. The third is getting a young mistress without the consent of the wife. The last is toeing the moral high wire. Put all lewd thoughts aside and stick your pecker into a suction cup and pump merrily away.